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Posted by: fenerbahce07 - 28-10-12, 23:21 - Forum: Sohbet / Geyik
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Prezervatif
Adamın biri eczaneye giderek "Prezervatif var mı?" diye sormuş. Eczaneci bir paket getirmiş. Adam paketi açarak bir tanesini ambalajından çıkarmış ve ışığa doğru tutarak göz ucuyla süzerek tezgahın üzerine bırakmış ve "Kutu açıldığı için alıyorum ama daha büyük boyu var mı acaba ?" deyince eczaneci bir boy büyüğünü getirmiş. Adam aynı hareketleri yaptıktan sonra "daha büyüğü var mı?" deyince eczaneci (fıkra bu ya) kol kadar prezervatif getirerek adamın önüne bırakmış. Adam bunu da inceledikten sonra "Kızmazsanız bundan daha büyük boyu var mı?" deyince, eczaneci köpürerek "Ulan sapık ne yapacaksın bu kadar büyük prezervatifi? Bu büyüklükte alet mi var? deyince adam "Abi bizim bir hafta sonra kıyafet balomuz var da onu, kıyafet niyetine giyerek y*rak gibi ortalarda dolaşacağım da, onun için büyük boy istiyorum" deyince, eczaneci de "O kadar büyük boy piyasada yok ama istersen sana bir alternatif sunayım: Bir kutu orkid alır ve her yerine yapıştırırsan, ananın *mına benzer ve daha güzel görünürsün" demiş...
---------- Alttaki Mesaj Zamani 21:21 ---------- Önceki Mesaj Zamani 21:16 ----------
İsim Neydi ?
Bekçi iki sevgiliyi samanlikta is bitirirken basmis. Karakolluk olmuslar. Komiser adama sormus:
-"Anlatin bakalim beyfendi.."
-"Bu bayan benim nisanlimdir, benim penisim, nisanlimin wajinasina girerken bekçi kapiyi açti."
-"Siz anlatin hanfendi.."
-"Evet komiser bey. Bu bey benim nisanlimdir, beyin penisi benim wajinama girerken bu saygisiz adam kapiyi açti."
-"Sen söyle bekçi efendi.."
-"Valla kosmer beyim. Bu adamin penisi karinin.... Pardon hanfendi sizin amcigin ismi neydi!???"
Acele Etme
Kaptan pilot uçagi kaldirmis, Amerikaya uçuyorlarmis. Yolculara gereken anonsu yapmis ve fikra o ya, anonsu kapatmayi unutmus.
Uçagi otomatik pilota baglamis ve sööle gerindikten sonra kendi kendine konusmaya baslamis.
-"Oohhhh bee, gidip sööle güzel bi siçayim, sonra da hostesi güsseellll bikeyim demis."
Tabi bütün yolcular duymus. Hostes durumu kurtarmak, pilota haber vermek için tam kosacakmis ki, birinin valizine takilip düsmüs.
Adamin biri hostesi yerden kaldirirken
-"Acele etme bacim herif önce siçacak" demis..
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Posted by: tigin123 - 28-10-12, 16:59 - Forum: SXE Sorunlarınız
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Code: 2012/10/28 14:55:22 - -
2012/10/28 14:55:22 - - sXe Injected starting...
2012/10/28 14:55:22 - - [C:\Program Files\sXe Injected]
2012/10/28 14:55:23 - - Checking hosts file...
2012/10/28 14:55:23 - - Checking hosts file done
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Windows 7 SP1 (6.1.7601 Service Pack 1) [1]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - version: 13.0 (Fix 3)
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [ Put your quote here! ]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [27E48][_open] has an inline hook
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [27E48] has been cleaned
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Platform: x86 detected
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Starting Device Driver
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - service [C:\Program Files\sXe Injected\ddsxei.sys]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Open manager OK
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Create Service OK
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Start Service OK
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Service ready
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Trying to open device[1]...
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - Service Handle OK
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [57][77215718]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [54][772156E8]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [B3][77215CD8]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [105][772161F8]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [77215D88]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [13C][77216568]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [D7][77215F18]
2012/10/28 14:55:24 - - [16F][77216898]
2012/10/28 14:55:25 - - Waiting for game...
2012/10/28 14:55:36 - - Intercepting game... [1636][hl.exe]
2012/10/28 14:55:36 - - Injecting: [C:\Program Files\sXe Injected\sxe.dll]
2012/10/28 14:55:36 - - Injected OK
2012/10/28 14:55:38 - - DEP configured for [C:\Program Files\valve\hl.exe]
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - -
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - -------------------
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - -sXe-I dll starting
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - -version: 13.0 (Fix 3)
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Game folder [C:\Program Files\valve]
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Active folder [C:\Program Files\valve]
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** CommandLine [C:\Program Files\valve\hl.exe -nomaster -game cstrike ]
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Trying protocol 47 for game
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** x86 platform detected
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Driver Initialization
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Open success
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Link ready
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Image ready
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Graphic mode search...
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Graphic Mode: OpenGL
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Gather ready
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** searching...
2012/10/28 14:55:42 - - **** Waiting for game initialization...
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** found...[e143e]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Half-Life protocol 47
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - -hooking...
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - -result...[0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Hooked
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message H [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message S [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message SD [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message SS [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message SSD [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message SSI [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Message SA [0]
2012/10/28 14:55:44 - - **** Screening command[1]
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Backup ready
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** GL Command Offline
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** ControlTime [22217552]
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Finish [1636]
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Engine OK
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Validations ready
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Removing...
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Removed
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** OGL success
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** Gateway installed
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** SET success
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** SET VP
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** FS
2012/10/28 14:55:45 - - **** UPL
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - -[------------------------------------------]
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - -Protocol version 47
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** SET VP
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - -Exe build: 17:28:54 Jun 6 2005 (3147)
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - -[------------------------------------------]
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** CMD REPLACED .-
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** Modules OK
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** Sync OK
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** Scheduler done
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** Pool Up & Running
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** Chain Up & Running
2012/10/28 14:55:46 - - **** READY .-
2012/10/28 14:56:45 - -(WARNING) Unknown module found (ctb)[MSHTML.dll]
2012/10/28 14:57:04 - - **** OpenGL version (4.1.10362 Compatibility Profile Context)
2012/10/28 14:57:04 - -connected!
2012/10/28 14:57:04 - - **** OpenGL vendor (ATI Technologies Inc.)
2012/10/28 14:57:04 - - **** Game bpp [16]
2012/10/28 14:57:04 - - **** OpenGL renderer(ASUS EAH6450 Series)
2012/10/28 14:57:04 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - - **** Validating player models...
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - - **** Remote Ip: 95.173.173.66.
2012/10/28 14:57:05 - -rate(25000) cl_updaterate(101) cl_cmdrate(101) developer(1) fps_max(101) fps_modem(0)
2012/10/28 14:57:16 - -(WARNING) Unknown module found (ctb)[MSHTML.dll]
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -connected!
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -If you experience problems using sXe Injected please contact [email protected]
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -Si estas experimentando problemas con el sXe Injected por favor contacta a [email protected]
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - -Se você tiver problemas usando sXe Injected por favor contato [email protected]
2012/10/28 14:57:26 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - - **** Validating player models...
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - - **** Remote Ip: 95.173.173.62.
2012/10/28 14:57:27 - -rate(25000) cl_updaterate(101) cl_cmdrate(101) developer(1) fps_max(101) fps_modem(0)
2012/10/28 14:57:28 - - Game closed!
2012/10/28 14:57:38 - - Intercepting game... [2304][hl.exe]
2012/10/28 14:57:38 - - Injecting: [C:\Program Files\sXe Injected\sxe.dll]
2012/10/28 14:57:38 - - Injected OK
2012/10/28 14:57:40 - - DEP configured for [C:\Program Files\valve\hl.exe]
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - -
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - -------------------
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - -sXe-I dll starting
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - -version: 13.0 (Fix 3)
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Game folder [C:\Program Files\valve]
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Active folder [C:\Program Files\valve]
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** CommandLine [C:\Program Files\valve\hl.exe -nomaster -game cstrike ]
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Trying protocol 47 for game
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** x86 platform detected
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Driver Initialization
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Open success
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Link ready
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Image ready
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Graphic mode search...
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Graphic Mode: OpenGL
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Gather ready
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** searching...
2012/10/28 14:57:44 - - **** Waiting for game initialization...
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** found...[e086a]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Half-Life protocol 47
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - -hooking...
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - -result...[0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Hooked
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message H [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message S [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message SD [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message SS [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message SSD [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message SSI [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Message SA [0]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Screening command[1]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Backup ready
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** GL Command Offline
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** ControlTime [22339451]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Finish [2304]
2012/10/28 14:57:46 - - **** Engine OK
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** Validations ready
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** Removing...
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** Removed
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** OGL success
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** Gateway installed
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** SET success
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** SET VP
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** FS
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** UPL
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - -[------------------------------------------]
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - -Protocol version 47
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** SET VP
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - -Exe build: 17:28:54 Jun 6 2005 (3147)
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - -[------------------------------------------]
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** CMD REPLACED .-
2012/10/28 14:57:47 - - **** Modules OK
2012/10/28 14:57:48 - - **** Sync OK
2012/10/28 14:57:48 - - **** Scheduler done
2012/10/28 14:57:48 - - **** Pool Up & Running
2012/10/28 14:57:48 - - **** Chain Up & Running
2012/10/28 14:57:48 - - **** READY .-
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - - **** OpenGL version (4.1.10362 Compatibility Profile Context)
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - -connected!
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - - **** OpenGL vendor (ATI Technologies Inc.)
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - - **** Game bpp [16]
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - - **** OpenGL renderer(ASUS EAH6450 Series)
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:07 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - -(ERROR) Game Altered, remove modifications * (model) [cstrike\models\v_awp.mdl][b2de70db2d26038f680dd745baf0e206]
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - - **** Validating player models...
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - - **** Remote Ip: 95.173.173.62.
2012/10/28 14:58:08 - -rate(25000) cl_updaterate(101) cl_cmdrate(45) developer(0) fps_max(101) fps_modem(0)
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - -
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - -
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - -
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - -If you experience problems using sXe Injected please contact [email protected]
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - -Si estas experimentando problemas con el sXe Injected por favor contacta a [email protected]
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - -Se você tiver problemas usando sXe Injected por favor contato [email protected]
2012/10/28 14:58:19 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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